{"id":1063,"date":"2021-10-29T08:16:02","date_gmt":"2021-10-29T06:16:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/beethebest.fun\/?p=1063"},"modified":"2021-10-29T11:04:39","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T09:04:39","slug":"acariciant-els-borinots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beethebest.fun\/ca\/acariciant-els-borinots\/","title":{"rendered":"Acariciant els Borinots"},"content":{"rendered":"

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Ara us comentar\u00e9 quelcom que m\u2019agradaria poder-li dir a la meva jo m\u00e9s jove: \u201cSense importar com d\u2019adorables i velluts es vegin, NO acarici\u00efs els borinots\u201d. Per\u00f2 per desgracia, Amazon encara es troba sense exist\u00e8ncies de m\u00e0quines del temps.<\/p>\n

De petita tenia p\u00e0nic a les abelles, principalment perqu\u00e8 la meva fam\u00edlia me n\u2019havia estat incessantment d\u2019allunyar-me\u2019n i TAMB\u00c9 perqu\u00e8 m\u2019havien dit que si em picava, significava que l\u2019abella es moriria \u2013 fet que a la jo de 7 anys li semblava for\u00e7a horripilant. No volia ser la ra\u00f3 per la qual els intestins d\u2019una abella fossin arrancats i escampats arreu.<\/p>\n

Per a la petita jo per\u00f2, per una banda existien les abelles relliscoses sense borrissol, i PER L\u2019ALTRA existien els borinots. Boles de toment<\/a> grogues i negres, implorant ser acariciades. Quelcom dins la petita Claudi s\u2019activava i acabava picada diverses vegades a l\u2019estiu intentant acariciar aquelles boles de toment zumzejant (Per a la vostra informaci\u00f3 a difer\u00e8ncia de les abelles, els borinots no es moren al picar-nos).<\/p>\n

Em jugo el que vulguis que tots els borinots es queixaven de mi durant la seva festa del t\u00e9 setmanal.<\/p>\n

\u2013 Bumbelina, no et CREUR\u00c0S el qu\u00e8 m\u2019ha passat!
\n\u2013 Qu\u00e8?!
\n\u2013 Aquella nena\u2026 ella\u2026 ella m\u2019ha tornat a tocar!
\n\u2013 Oh dol\u00e7 abej\u00fas, NO! Est\u00e0s b\u00e9? Necessites m\u00e9s t\u00e9?!<\/p>\n

Qu\u00e8 et dir\u00e9, els borinots s\u00f3n dram\u00e0tics.[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_empty_space][vc_single_image image=”1125″ img_size=”470×312″ alignment=”center” style=”vc_box_shadow”][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2013 Bumbelina, no et CREUR\u00c0S el qu\u00e8 m\u2019ha passat!
\n\u2013 Qu\u00e8?!
\n\u2013 Aquella nena\u2026ella\u2026m\u2019ha tornat a tocar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1125,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anecdotes","category-65","description-off"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t